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kingdomy:

montsegrillo
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malfoymannor:

i don’t understand why house baratheon’s words are “ours is the fury” and not “swaggity swag i’m a stag”

Reblogged from you smell like ferride
Reblogged from To The Moon & Back

how to give an awful handjob

listinthings:

  • be unaware of where the penis is
  • scream into the penis
  • use the back of your hand
  • slap the penis and call it “buddy”
  • condescend to the penis
  • set your hand on fire

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dorltos:

happy fathers day to jimmy novak who gave up his body so his little girl didnt have to be a vessel 

dorltos:

happy fathers day to jimmy novak who gave up his body so his little girl didnt have to be a vessel 

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sildachi:

sildachi:

sildachi:

who does polyphemus hate more than odysseus

nobody

guys please it’s a literature joke i need your support on this

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less-than-one:

Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party

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kellinsbum:

so i walked into my brother’s room he was asleep and i knocked something over and he said “if you’re a ghost or some shit please fuck off im too tired for this”

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